Because he's too shy

[xp_invisible]

So because Matt's being really shy and thinks he looks terrible in this photo I got a copy from Angelica, the great and mighty photographer, and thought I'd share it with people so they could tell him what they think.

Comments

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

Suuuuuuue!!!!

[x-invisiblegirl.livejournal.com]

Well, if you're not gonna believe me then I'm calling in reinforcements.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

NO FAIR!!!!

[x-invisiblegirl.livejournal.com]

No-one said I was supposed to play fair.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

you're mean!

[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

Take heart, Matt - I have a picture of you two dancing I could have given her.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

it is so unfair taking pictures of the blind guy!

[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

But if there are no pictures of you, how will people ever know you existed?

Pictures are very important.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

you know, we went thousands of years without cameras.

I'll have a headstone.

[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

Ssshhh! Don't speak of that time! Those were sad, sad times. Besides, they had, like, paintings and stuff then. Your likeness was still preserved somewhere.

Headstones don't have your images on them. Well, some do, actually. You know, if you're rich enough to shell out the money to get it carved into the stone.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

only if you were rich enough.

that seems like a waste of money

[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

Which is why it's so important that cameras exist now. Everyone deserves to have photographic proof that they existed.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

I guess? I still don't see why it matters.

[x-invisiblegirl.livejournal.com]

But correct, it's a great picture.

[x-invisiblegirl.livejournal.com]

You have what?! Can you send it to me?

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

it's hard to argue these things when you can't see the picture.

you play dirty, Miss Storm

[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

I'm just a little weird about it, I suppose.

[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

Depends on how mad Matt will get at me for it

[x-dagger.livejournal.com]

I think...someone's got a crush on someone. ;)

[x-invisiblegirl.livejournal.com]

You'll just have to trust me on this one Mister Murdock.

[x-invisiblegirl.livejournal.com]

Even if I promise not to show it to anyone?

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

I am sure I am not the best thing to take pictures of.

[x-invisiblegirl.livejournal.com]

Tandy!!

[x-dagger.livejournal.com]

What?

[x-invisiblegirl.livejournal.com]

Well you're not a thing for one. But I like the photo.

[x-invisiblegirl.livejournal.com]

Well it's true, I mean how could the world not have a crush on me, I'm awesome :P

[x-dagger.livejournal.com]

I was talking about you having a crush on someone, not the other way around.

[x-trance.livejournal.com]

It is a very nice picture, Matt.

[x-korvus.livejournal.com]

Your reluctance to accept the compliment that your appearance is pleasing is indicative of the accuracy of the Mary's Room though experiment. Without knowledge of the quale in question, I am afraid that it is not possible for you to confirm the assertion. I propose you instead accept the pragmatic truth of the matter; it is irrelevant to your experience whether you appear attractive or not so long as everyone is capable of, at very least, lying convincingly.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

you used a lot of big words to say "he'd blind and has no clue despite knowing things intellectually."

...awesome.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

uh, thanks?

...I don't think I trust your genteel opinions.

[x-korvus.livejournal.com]

I am still improving... My bad.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

Hey, at least I understood you this time. I admit that wikipedia helped.

but you know, at least you admit the irrelevance of my attractiveness so long as someone thinks I'm okay looking.

[x-korvus.livejournal.com]

Attractiveness is, by definition, something that matters insofar as someone else experiences it.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

I guess? never thought of it like hta.t

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

This is something I believe I can fix for you, if I understand an aspect of your powers. You can interpret soundwaves reflected off an object, correct?

If Angelica can provide me with a high quality copy of the photograph, I can make a temporary 3-d simulacrum of it for you to view. It will not last long if you require very loud noises for accuracy, but I can hold a reasonably lifelike image in place for at least half a minute so long as you can accept it being approximately half of life-sized.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

Can you do it in the rain?